witherwildflower

I can’t believe Sheldon Cooper thinks he’s a geyfindor when he’s obviously a ravenclaw

shall:

This summed up my SUPER BORING graduation ceremony that i attended today

Literally texted my friend the whole 2 hours

It was super hot and packed

I rate it 0/10

(Source: shall)

get-you-wet:

tumblr: -band all explicit content/blogs-

everyone: -leaves-

tumblr:

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these-words-i-speak:

“my soul burns bright and it burns true but it burns only for you”

— (these-words-i-speak)

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ambiguouslyevil:

toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

a real life case of the “oh? havent you heard?” meme

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lovelysuggestions:

i want someone to feel protective over me

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dankmemeuniversity:

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i-was-today-years-old-when:

i realized that two people are having sex on the Marauder’s Map in Harry Potter

(via suspend)

fuckyahumor:

in 2019 me trying to post a meme

internet: sorry this meme is already taken

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mozzarellaqueen:

messing up horribly but you’re still cute

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